TELEPORTATION DIVISIONNew York → Tokyo
Skip the 14-hour flight. Fictional arrival time: 0.8 seconds.
Distance is a legacy problem.
Be there.
Already.
The world has places to be. We’ve removed everything in between.
Explore your next arrival ↗Meet WorldCom →NEXT-GENERATION TRAVEL. ENTIRELY IMAGINARY.
FIG. 01 / THE WORLDCOM GATEWAY
ARTIST’S CONCEPT. PHYSICS PENDING.
ARTIST’S CONCEPT. PHYSICS PENDING.
ZERO connecting flightsZERO middle seatsONE extremely ambitious premiseYOUR COMMUTE HAS LEFT THE CHAT. ↗
The arrival experience
Where would you
rather already be?
Explore our imaginary route network. No boarding groups. No tray tables. No actual transportation.
New York → Tokyo. Fictional travel time: 0.8 seconds. Skip the 14-hour flight.
Engineered in Humboldt, Michigan. Departing everywhere.
Our imaginary research headquarters stays in the Upper Peninsula. Our ambition has no departure gate.
Chicago → London
Make lunch an international affair.
Humboldt → Anywhere
Our shortest commute to civilization.
Close enough.
Arrive within walking distance of your destination. Walking distance is determined by management.
Travel together.
You and your luggage arrive at the same location. A breakthrough in customer expectations.
Make an entrance.
Priority reassembly. Complimentary dramatic lighting. Your assistant still books everything.
A shorter distance to impossible
First, we connected
the dots.
Then we deleted
the line.
Why spend hours getting somewhere when you could spend those hours explaining how you got there?
At our fictional WorldCom, we’re imagining a future where geography is optional, the commute is obsolete, and “running late” requires a better excuse.
Our technology is imaginary.
Our commitment to the corporate presentation is absolute.
Our commitment to the corporate presentation is absolute.
The company store
Dress for your
next dimension.
Your WorldCom uniform. Browse our logo T-shirt, pullover hoodie, knit beanie, and long sleeves in black and white. Ordering details coming soon.
Fictional newsroom
Progress.
Reported.
Dispatches from the very near, entirely imaginary future.
WorldCom successfully teleports a meeting that could have been an email.
The meeting arrived intact. Its purpose remains missing.
Humboldt named WorldCom’s teleportation research headquarters.
Management cites ample space, excellent neighbors, and a compelling desire to skip the winter drive.
New baggage policy: emotional baggage still travels free.
Physical baggage remains subject to the laws of physics, which our team is currently reviewing.